03.25.20

Stay Healthy Y’all!

During the past two weeks – heck, just the past week alone – things have been getting progressively crazier. But I know that as long as everyone does their part to stay healthy, we people of the world will make it through this to a brighter future. So here are some nice, healthy tips:

If you feel sick, don’t assume that everything is terrible and call up all your friends to hang out and vent about things. Stay home and get some rest; and call a doctor, if needed.

If you think a doorknob looks tasty, make sure you disinfect it thoroughly before serving it on your plate. Don’t lick it while it is still raw on the door.

Wash your hands with warm water and soap for twenty seconds before giving yourself a facial massage.

Finally, this is the one time I say that you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

Stay home every day, watching TV and playing video games.

But in all seriousness, if you do suspect something is up, please consult a doctor and try your best to practice proper hygiene. Staying at home, unless you need to get food supplies or get to work, helps prevent some of the spreading of sickness ’cause getting sick is not a good thing at all right now!

Stay safe, stay healthy, and stay as positive as you all possibly can, and stay in contact with loved ones and friends with video chat or calling when you can! We will make it through this together!

© 2024 Darby Ford.